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Whoa...

Now I really know why school sucked.  It was bad enough that we didn't have computers back then but we also didn't have.....

Middle School Girls Gone Wild!!!

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It's just not fair, dammit.

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with it's upcoming Windows Vista.

Here is a short video by geek columnist and author, David Pogue, which proves it.

Lit Match Prompts Emergency Landing 

By Martin Weil

Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, December 6, 2006; Page A08

A jetliner from Washington made an emergency landing Monday in Nashville after passengers smelled matches being struck, a Nashville airport spokeswoman said.

Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for Nashville International Airport, said that a passenger on the Dallas-bound flight, which had originated at Reagan National Airport, had been striking matches to mask evidence of a troubled digestive system......

TEMPE, Ariz. (AP) - The Heart Attack Grill — a theme restaurant whose specialties include the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries, cooked in pure lard — is making health-care professionals' blood pressure rise, and not because of the menu..

It is because of the waitresses' naughty nurse uniforms......

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I dunno, personally, I'm most interested in being pushed out to my car in a wheelchair after finishing my meal.  This "service" is offered to their "best patients".  These "patients"  are those who order and finish off a Triple or Quadruple Bypass Burger.To me the triple bypass burger looks obscenely big,. The Quadruple is simply unthinkable. I'm not sure if I'd be up to the challenge of the Triple, let alone the Quadruiple..

So I guess I'll have to forgo the wheelchair and just get a double bypass.

Fortunately that will be easy. The Heart Attack Grill's one and only Location is just under 19 miles from me.  I'll have to check it out soon. It had somehow escaped my newshound mom's radar as well as mine (till now that is).

The burgers and fries sound awwesome. I've never found the food at Hooters to be anything special. And the "nurse" theme at The Heart Attack Grill is much more clever than the Hooters Girls.

..(or in lust anyway)!

 I was looking at the list of recent visitors to my Zorpia site and this one caught my attention:

*Just in case anyone thinks I'm serious, this it to inform you that I'm not at all serious. :-)

Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Medium Well or....

Well done?